You’re fired and you’re fucked!

You are fired and you are drilled!

You're fired and you're banged!

There is valuable news for Juan. But, first, there is bad news. Layla Redd, his hawt boss, calls him into her office. “Hello, Ms. Redd,” this ladies man says. “You wanted to watch me?” “Have a seat, Juan,” Layla says. “I’m sorry to notify you of your dismissal today.” Juan is confused. “You mean I need to go home?” “No,” Layla says. “I mean you’re fired. We have had to make some cutbacks and ‘cuz u are fairly new, we have had to terminate your position 1st.” Juan is in shock. This chab can not believe it. He needs this job. “Do u have anything you’d love to say before we walk you to your desk to collect your things?” Layla says. Might as well go for it, Juan figures. “Well, there is one thing I’d adore to say. Now that I do not work here anymore, would it be alright to say I’ve wanted to have sex with you since I got here?” “Excuse me?” Layla says. “I’ve been envisaging to do this for 2 years,” Juan says. “I wish u would have told me,” Layla says. “Too bad u must leave now. How about a goodbye bonk?” And so, in a day or two, Juan will be on the unemployment line. But at least he gotta bonk his 41-year-old boss. Which goes to prove that there are worthy days and there are bad days. And sometimes, there are bad days that turn out to be very precious.

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